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超强小偷搞笑语录..................................................
For the first time, it is a certain to come back from business trip, just going off the train, discover the zipper of the pack being draw back.Open on see, the data return at.However the blank of the data had another several row burglars to write of word:Wrap so and beautifully, the inside doesn‘t put money, what do you have no money to put?Wasted my affection!
For the second time, I take a rest at home in the daytime, is hearing a kitchen have voice to spread to come over suddenly at the time of get to the Internet, I walk through to go to slightly on see, is a burglar to pry me to guard against theft doors and windows.I draw out a walk through a chopper to go to say to him:"You want to be dry what, walk again I report to the police."That thief lays up tool in no hurrily, then jilts a words to me:"You are sick ah, someone in home, do a voice!Lao Tze, who harm, worked in vain to live along while."Say turned round to walk.My in distress situation ……
For the third time, I a person takes a walk on the street, a 56-year-old little boy ,my clothes pocket, I turned face to say to him."Useless talk certainly was money", kid‘s answer way.My seeing him is a child, scare him to say:"I have no money, you need not come again, otherwise send you to the police department."The kid stared a my an eye to say:"You have no money, return fierce what fierce!"Say finishing spirit shouted ground to walk, I annoy at that time of could not say words!
Feels on the bus for the fourth time the waist , as if the underwear tape break, however care, hear someone of the car say while get off:"make what!The bill sew fructify so,underwear in, arrive the market go toward ?"
For the fifth time, I the class will go home next night, already very late, I wash it between the health, hearing suddenly the doorway contain action.Seem the lock that someone pries me in the doorway.Hence I shout at top of voice:"Who, stem what?"Who know that thief but in the doorway answer way:So and late still don‘t go to bed, make what make.Say that finish and then have no voice.I frighten into inaction ……
第一次，某次出差回来，刚下火车，发现包的拉链被拉开了。打开一看，资料还在。不过资料的空白处多了几排小偷写的字：这么漂亮的包，里面不放钱，你没钱摆什么阔？浪费我的感情！
第二次，我白天在家休息，正在上网的时候，忽然听到厨房有声音传过来，我轻轻地走过去一看，原来是个小偷撬我的防盗门窗。我抽出一把菜刀走过去对他说：“你要干什么，再不走我就报警。”那贼不慌不忙地收起工具，然后对我甩出一句话：“你有病呀，家里有人，做个声呀！害的老子白忙活了半天。”说罢转身走了。我哭笑不得……
第三次，我一个人在街上散步，一个十五六岁的小男孩掏我的衣服口袋，我转过脸对他说：小孩，掏什么。“废话，当然是钱了”，小孩答道。我看他是小孩子，就吓唬他说：“我没有钱，你不用再来掏，要不然送你去公安局。”小孩瞪了我一眼说：“你没有钱，还凶什么凶！”说完气呼呼地走了，我一时气的说不出话来！
第四次，公共汽车上觉得腰间痒痒，好像内衣带子断了似的，不过没在意，下车时听见车上有人说:“搞啥嘛！钞票缝得这样结实，还缀内衣里，到商场咋往出掏？”
第五次，我下夜班回家，已经很晚了，我在卫生间洗嗽，忽然听到门口有动静。好像是有人在门口撬我的锁。于是我大喝一声：“谁，干什么？”谁知道那贼却在门口答道：这么晚了还不睡觉，搞什么搞。说完就没有声音了。我一时不知所措……
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